~ Do not go grocery shopping at 5:45 pm at a SuperCenter Wal Mart. Even the dog food aisle is not safe.
~ Do remember dryer lint, even when it is pink, does not taste like cotton candy.
~ Do not bite people’s heads off just because you think you are hungry. That is cannibalism, which is highly frowned upon in Oklahoma.
~ Do remember why you are fasting in the first place which was …
~ Do not hope you will at least drop 30 pounds this week. That is not why you are doing this.
~ Do not waste time arguing with yourself. That only proves your sisters are right and you really are crazy.
~ Do remember to be thankful for all the valuable lessons you are learning from this experience, like learning to trust God with the details of life.