Sleepwalking, overeating and desiring to drive over a cliff after reading this blog have been reported. If you experience any of these behaviors contact your local mental health provider immediately.
Reading Butts and Ashes may cause you to fall asleep without any warning, even while doing normal daily activities, such as tending chickens. Hallucinations may occur and sometimes you may feel dizzy, sweaty or nauseated upon reading this blog. Butts and Ashes has also been linked to amnesia and gambling addiction.
Readers are urged to avoid pregnancy before, during, and one month after reading Butts and Ashes.
Reading this blog can decrease the activity of your immune system to fight infections. People reading Butts and Ashes may have an increased chance of getting serious infections. Some infections in people reading Butts and Ashes have become serious and in rare cases these have led to hospitalization of the reader and their pets.
Butts and Ashes likely increases the risk of getting Progressive Courtney Love Syndrome, a rare brain disease caused by a virus which usually results in severe bad hair. Other serious side effects experienced by readers included new or worsening psoriasis, new or worsening arthritis, and nervous system disorders.
You have been warned.
18 comments:
woohoo...i am living life ont he wild side by leaving a comment...grins
I dream of having bad hair days
NOW ya tell me!
I take 1000 mg of Vitamin C, with each reading. I think it helps.
well now, I never thought of it that way before!
Btw, isn't that lil' man the 'Taxi' guy??
thanks for the warning Marla .. but it may be too late for me. You see, I'm already addicted.
oxox
Denalee
Too late, already here! Just saw my own hair!! EEK
too late for me, too. here i am...
I have it unofficially that Barry Bonds, Lance Armstrong, and Brett Favre have been linked to reading this blog for use as a "performance enhancing" tool as well.
I suggest you retain legal counsel as soon as possible.
yup, you certainly know how to bring out the best in people.
Can I at least attempt conception while reading your blog?
Heh!
I hope your sister doesn't kill you after this. :)
I guess I should give up smoking and drinking too.
I think this product has been mislabeled. I tend to reenergize and experience the mania that uppers create, when I indulge.
Hugs, my friend.
xoRobyn
Marla this was hilarious and fantastic, and the entire time I kept thinking, "Why can't Butts and Ashes have as one of its side effects diarrhea!" I'm always constipated...sorry, I know I just shared too much...I knew it the second the words appeared..yet there they shall stay!
I have the opposite reaction. I get better and feel better when I read your blog. In fact, I would go so far to say that I have been healed a couple times just after reading your blog.
Well thank you! I have finally figured out what is wrong with me!
Hahaha, this is so great!! Makes love your blog even more- and that picture from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and Thelma and Louise are awesome. Best part? You wrote this on my birthday. :)
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