Tuesday, April 27, 2010

A Personal Message To My Husband

Hey, you are NOT my husband, so stop reading this. Now!

Ok, Bob, it’s just you and me, baby. Seems I have been having a tough time talking to you lately. Like last night. Remember? Before you started snoring like a freight train? Five minutes after your head hit the pillow? Right after this little gem of a conversation?


“Bob, don’t you ever just want to pour your heart out to me? I mean, like all those deep things that are hidden inside and you just want to share them but you’re afraid? You know, like a little boy?”


“Um…..I think I may not be as deep as you think I am. Goodnight, baby.”


Fine. At least now we understand each other. Mr. Shallow. Mr. I Have No Feelings To Share. Mr. Snore Like A Freight Train.


Ok, maybe that was me snoring because I think I woke myself up due to the volume regardless… I have spent the morning thinking about your statement. Here’s what I have to say to that. You better watch this little video and then come home singing like Rob and playing like Carlos. I have your guitar out and ready.  ?Comprende?







Te quiero, Roberto

27 comments:

Amy said...

The band you prayed me out of sang this song...sniff...sniff... :)

Marla said...

I did NOT pray you out of that band .....technically speaking.

Dawn said...

LOL!

Why, oh why can't husbands be just a teeny bit mushy sometimes?!?

Brian Miller said...

did my wife pay you to write this...smiles.

Amarja said...

LOL That's so funny! I can see you and Bob talking like that :)

Love and miss you guys!

TechnoBabe said...

This is a great video. Lots of energy. I have to remind myself not to talk about something important at night when we are just going to sleep. It works better to talk with my hubby during the day.

Mommy Lisa said...

I call mine Drama Queen for a reason...mine is the mushy girl.

;)

Gucci Mama said...

My husband is the same way. Gah.

Blasé said...

pfssst!

I've heard more women snore like freight-trains than men. I can't even sleep with SB because of her snoring. Don't get me started...

I would LOOOVE to hear Bob's side of the story. Yes-sir-ree BOB!

Oh Shoot! I butted my nose in your business, AGAIN!

Michelle said...

Sooo funny. What is it about us women that we want to get into deep conversations at bed-time? Whenever my husband is deep in thought and I ask him what he's thinking (hoping it's about me, of course) it always ends up being something exciting like.."I wonder if that carburetor is going to fit or if I'll have to order another one?"

Coby said...

Too funny!

Deep conversations don't happen for us at bed time - hubby is more of a morning person.

I would like to hear Bob's side of the story too!

Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...

My husband is Bob, too.

justsomethoughts... said...

not suerthat you can insist on both.
i mean even the Lord himself deigned only one per.

Respectfully Yours said...

Ok, we all snooped at your personal conversation with Bob. I too want to hear his side.

Ms. Anthropy said...

Crap, Marla! Are we married to the same man?

Andrew Swansson said...

Not being able to talk at bed time is payback for not being able to talk to the wives during the evening TV shows ...

Sample said...

Really funny to read. but looking awesome too.
Good night Messages

Wendy said...

Love it, Love it

Midday Escapades said...

Not that I read your personal message or anything, but my hubs is the same way - just not that deep.

p.s. Thanks for your comment at my PINT post.

Lynn
http://www.middayescapades.com

Deborah said...

"I think I may not be as deep as you think I am."

I love this man!

My hubs says to me constantly, "Babe, guys just don't think that much." I believe it.

That's why we need our girl-buds yes?

ModernMom said...

A little bit of mush goes a long way:)

Tgoette said...

I am definitely a deep thought talking kinda guy when my wife and I go to bed. I think I save up all my mushiness for that time of day because it comes out so easily then.

Of course it helps that she's naked.

Mama Zen said...

I have finally accepted that my husband is not as deep as I thought he was!

Auntie Cake said...

Okay, since I wasn't supposed to read it, I won't give myself away and leave a worthwhile comment!

Have a good day,
Kate
And were you talking about my husband???

Auntie Cake said...

Yeah, and let me know if the video worked for ya. Unfortunately my hubby is more like Lynard Skynard...

Unknown Mami said...

If I didn't know better I would say that you had been laying next to my husband.

Mrs4444 said...

This is really funny, because I'm pretty sure Mr.4444 and I had the same conversation a while back. It was very enlightening when we took the Kiersey Temperament Sorter and learned that he's just "wired" differently than I am :)