Saturday, January 2, 2010

I Plan ~ God Laughs

I thought this might be a good time to recap The List and what we have been able to accomplish so far.

1. Fast for the 2 billion people who live on less than a dollar a day.

Did it. Blogged it. Ended up with black eye, broken glasses and feeding the homeless every other week. More friends are joining the effort each time we go. Worth the black eye and broken glasses.



2. Contact your local crisis pregnancy center and invite a pregnant woman to live with your family.

Been there, done that, blogged it. Daughter-in-law Amy has picked up the torch and is scouring Jacksonville for a homeless pregnant girl. Crazy runs in our family.



This brings us to #3 on The List.

3. Ask your pastor if someone on your church’s sick list would like a visit.

We decided to change this one up just a wee bit. We are going to the VA hospital in Oklahoma City next week. There are 90 patients, we were told, that would be ever so thankful for some homemade cookies and a visitor. I am a big cry baby so I'm hoping to accomplish this one without curling up in the fetal position in the lobby.



Tomorrow is Homeless BBQ Day. What? It’s supposed to snow tomorrow? Really? Do you still think God has no sense of humor? Oh, He’s laughing, baby!


Friday, January 1, 2010

Tastes Like Chicken

I read somewhere that the first bird you see in the New Year will tell you what kind of year you are going to have. I may be in trouble if there is even a hint of truth to this crazy notion. The first bird I saw this morning was a Canadian Goose. Actually, I saw about three hundred as they flew in this morning for breakfast. We were so happy when the twenty or so came back to be fed day after day that it never occurred to us they might have relatives looking for a handout. So what does seeing three hundred Canadian geese on New Years morning say about my 2010? Oh the possibilities, the absolutely frightening possibilities.

Shortly after the gaggle of geese landed, our phone rang. It was a neighbor just a quarter of a mile down the road from us. He wanted to know if I would mind scaring the geese off our pond so he and his relatives could get a clean shot at them. Seriously? No, seriously? You want me to scare the three hundred geese, the geese I have spent forever luring to my pond with promises of oodles of cracked corn, into the clear blue Oklahoma skies so you can pick em off with a shotgun? Um … let me think about that one. NO!!

In all fairness, this neighbor is a very nice fellow and someone that I would trust in an emergency. Like, if some deranged madman broke into my Villa de Okie, I would want him to come over with his shotgun and practice his aim. Or, let’s say, a giant polar bear found his way into our pond and was preparing to attack me as I was out on the paddleboat. Shoot, man, shoot! I cannot, however, be a part of luring innocent birds to my property only to then scare them into shotgun blast oblivion. Call me crazy, call me a tree-hugging Californian, call me a card-carrying PETA member, I just can’t do that. I mean, seriously, what’s next … target practice on my cats?


Sunday, December 27, 2009

Sundays In My City

A few friends dropped in from the city today.


The neighbors walked over to see what all the commotion was.


Even Ruby Jo ran out to greet the visitors.


Mrs. McQuackers was concerned. How was she going to feed all these people?


Ruby Jo said not to worry. She was sure she could dig something up.


Iggy thought she might have some frozen food to share.

Jake and Ruby Jo discussed the possibility of serving some grain to their guests.


Lucy, Goosey and Lily thought that was the best idea...


since all the roads were too icy for Bobcat to drive to the store.


So the grain was shared and a good time was had by all.


Soon, it was time to leave so ...


Ruby Jo bid her guests farewell...until next time!


Unknown Mami

Friday, December 25, 2009

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas

Oh, the weather outside is frightful


But the fire is so delightful


And since we've no place to go


Let it snow!


Let it snow!




Let it snow!



That's right. We are snowed in here in Oklahoma and loving every minute of it. The grandkids have trashed the house and had a great time doing it. We have watched movies, baked cookies, opened presents and eaten until we are ready to burst.

Did I mention the playing in the snow part?


Being snowed in meant everyone, even the adult kids, had to spend the night. What fun!!




Last Sunday, before the Christmas blizzard arrived, we did another Homeless run. We gave socks, stocking caps, toothbrush and toothpaste and a few little candy canes.



There were several of us working together so we were able to pool $127. We filled 30 bags and the total bill came to $126.78. Not bad for amateurs! The tough part was the number of homeless we found this time. Our measly 30 bags were gone in mere minutes and we were literally mobbed by people wanting a bag. I would estimate about 100 homeless were needing help. Very heartbreaking indeed. One woman ran up to me as I handed the last bag to someone. I promised her we would be back. Driving away as we watched so many disappointed faces was awful but thought provoking. Our next run is January 3rd and we have a plan! We will be grilling hot dogs and serving chili on one of the street corners. That's right, a BBQ in January. I like it!!

We have decided to sell the farmhouse so the home for pregnant women will have to wait ... for now. I do have one more lead I will be contacting next week just to be sure I have done all my homework. I am a bit disappointed but I know there is a season for everything.

Also, next week our oldest son Matthew, daughter-in-law Molly, Bob and I will be doing some visiting at the Veteran's Hospital before scratching #3 off The List. Matt has agreed to go in uniform to make his mother happy. Yes, I am a dork but a patriotic dork at least. Matthew is a helicopter pilot in the Army, so I am sure he will identify with these men more than Molly, Bob or I could ever hope to. Even so, I am hoping for opportunities to touch the lives of those we encounter. So until next week ...

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL
and
TO ALL A GOODNIGHT!






Friday, December 18, 2009

Dear Jolly Fat Man,

I made it home. In one piece, Only two hours late. Thank you, God.

Being so thankful to be back in my own bed this morning, I thought I might need to write a letter to the jolly fat man himself.

Dear Jolly Fat Man,

   I understand you bought your plane ticket just like I did. I also understand you were probably a big boned baby and can't help the fact that you are super-sized. Being a big girl panty sized woman myself, I can't judge. Would it be ever so awful if I made just a few minor requests?
  • When your jolly, fat man buttocks take up your entire seat plus four inches of mine, would you please consider purchasing part of my seat as well? Consider it buttocks property rental.
  • When your left elbow is literally jammed into my right breast for the entire two hour trip, could you at least offer to buy me a drink? I mean, seriously, if this is going to be like a bad date, then shouldn't I at least get something out of it?
  • Sneezing. Coughing. Hand covers mouth. Get the picture?
  • Heavy breathing has it's purpose. Would you kindly not do it six inches from my ear because you are leaning on me to get a better view out of the window. The window I am jammed into. The window I paid for. The window I prayed to find a way to jump out of for two solid hours.
                   ... oh yeah, and have a Merry Christmas, Jolly Fat Man!

This Sunday is Homeless People delivery day again! Yeehaw! We are going to do something different so stay tuned. We're also working up a calendar so we have a gameplan in place. Bob is so onboard! I love doing this with my best friend.

I am also working frantically on the homeless pregnant girl idea for the farm. It's amazing how much networking I have been able to accomplish in just a few short days. Time will tell.

Finally, Monday is launch #3 from The List day. My oldest son and his family will be here then. That means my other daughter-in-law, Molly will be here. That means I have a new partner in crime!! Molly, like Amy, is one of my very favorite daughters-in-law. We think a lot alike and generally go in the same direction, at the same time, at the same speed which is full speed ahead. I can't wait for Monday.


Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Verklemption And Valium

I am flying home to Oklahoma tomorrow morning. I hate flying. No wait, I HATE flying. There, that is much more accurate. I love traveling and really want to see the world. I have some of the best friends ever in Holland and my family lives in Switzerland and Spain. I really, really, really want to go to Europe to see everyone except for one thing. I HATE flying! If I stress over a little flight like Florida to Oklahoma, then how am I ever going to get to Europe? How did I get off on this subject anyway?

So, I am going to be home early tomorrow evening. Home, where my best friend in the whole world will be waiting for me, along with all my silly critters that love me because I love them. Well, that and because I stuff my barn jacket pockets full of carrots and treats. I am so happy to think of seeing my girls and other grandbabies who live nearby in Oklahoma. I love home.

I have had the best time with Amy and the kids. I am getting a bit verklemped just thinking about leaving them tomorrow. Have I made it clear how very blessed I am to have such a fine daughter-in-law? Well, I am. I love this girl so much my heart aches thinking of not being with her. I am so proud of the fine little family she and my son have created together. Life is good ... but I HATE flying!

I might need a valium. Talk amongst yourselves ...


Tuesday, December 15, 2009

No, I am NOT Pregnant, But Thanks For Asking

We made it to The Inn yesterday. This place is completely amazing. I am not sure what I was expecting but I definitely was not expecting what I saw. I have been to crisis pregnancy centers before and have found most to be a bit disorganized, cramped and sometimes even a bit on the not so clean side. This is one of the things that has turned me off in the past; the fact that they had the same feel as many of the health clinics on the poorer sides of town. I guess, I have always felt if you are going to do something to benefit someone else, then do it the way you would want it done for you. Sorry, I think I am slipping closer to one of my tirades.

Anyway, The Inn is like a wonderful vintage bed and breakfast from the moment you pull into their driveway. In existence for the last twenty-one years, the directors, volunteers and community have really poured themselves into this place and it shows. The gardens are lovely with flowers, trees and welcoming benches. There is a screened wrap-around porch that is absolutely inviting. The house itself is more than likely an old farmhouse that now finds itself surrounded by the city and city life. The Inn is truly an oasis in the midst of the storm of life.

Once inside, what a young, pregnant woman will find are rooms tastefully decorated like a real home. There is a fireplace in the parlor and comfortable furniture. Comfortable meaning clean, newer and pleasing to the eye. I found no mismatched discards anywhere in the house. The wood floors shine as does the entire house and what greets your olfactory senses as you enter this home is just that … the smell of home. There are three bedrooms upstairs and a very large bathroom plus a sitting room. Each bedroom is set up for two women plus their babies. The cribs and bedding are beautiful and new.

The employee that took us on our tour of The Inn answered all our questions and was very eager to have Amy on board as a volunteer. She told us that they are usually full with their capacity for only six and are thrilled to have volunteers who are willing to house a girl. She also handed Amy paperwork detailing the expectations of the home. Having done this for so many years, they have seen it all and understand what works but just as importantly, what doesn’t work. Amy is ready and I can’t wait to see what God does because of her faithfulness to these young women.

Visiting The Inn got me to thinking, which usually means trouble for poor Bob. We have a big, old farmhouse. It has been rented out for the last five years however it sits empty at the moment. We are getting ready to list it for sale. Maybe. When I told Bob about The Inn and how incredible it would be to do something similar out at the farm, I am pretty sure I heard him whimper just a bit. I promised I would not do anything crazy and would let the whole idea go … and yet, here I am blogging about it. Hopefully, Bobbity is in meetings all day and won’t have time to read my silly drivel.

Just for fun … what IF we could keep the farm and use it for pregnant, homeless girls? Where would we get the money? Are there grants available and how do you write a grant, anyway? What kind of licensing would be needed? Would the community see the benefit to society from this kind of project? I have always wanted to turn the farm into a bed and breakfast someday. I love people and cooking and nurturing … all that mommy/grandma kind of stuff. I am also no fool and understand people are complex and life is not easy. Just some of my wonderings.

A final thought. If you are a man standing in line with me at Wal Mart and you feel the need to comment on pregnant women while looking at my tummy … DON’T! Yes, yesterday, was quite the eventful day.