Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Inappropriate Conversations Continued

We had to be up and out by 6:30 this morning for Kelly’s brain MRI. Amazingly enough, they found one. Anyway, when we got there, Kelly had forgotten her glasses so I had to update her medical record for her. Every single time she goes for a test, she has to update. This place is such an amazing place that it is weird they can’t seem to update through the intranet here but whatever. I’m a team player. I’ll fill out the form 27 times a day for the next few days. And that’s when it happened.



“Ok Kel, yes or no. Pregnant or breastfeeding?”


“Very funny.’


“Siblings?”


“One too many.”


“Psychiatric illness, high blood pressure, alcoholism?”


“Only when I’m with my sisters.”


“Whatever. Penile Implant?”



Kelly covered her face to muffle her laughing as the woman sitting across from us looked up then quickly buried her face back in the magazine she was pretending to read.



“Ok, I’ll take that as a yes.”



When we got thrown out, I mean when Kelly finished her MRI, we went back to the room to relax. Kelly immediately got on the phone even though she didn't call her friend Nicole back. (Just stirring the pot, folks.)






Since she was not calling Nicole back, I decided to catch up on my reading as I strongly value keeping my mind sharp as a used nail file.







That’s when Cher decided to try and get a photo of the three of us together. This meant she set the camera to click a pic after 10 seconds and made a mad dive onto the bed.






She did this move several times which had us in hysterics but it finally paid off. In the words of Cher, we have the three pigs in a blanket for all posterity.






Like that’s a good thing. Blog fodder for weeks, I tell you.



18 comments:

Teresa - in the Middle Side of Life said...

Too cute!

seems like things are going well.

Deborah said...

Your sister is so cute. I would be listening like a mo-fo if I were in the same waiting room with the likes of you.

I'm also jealous how cute Kelly looks with her glasses.

Two Shades of Pink said...

So ADORABLE!

Nicole said...

I've gone from just slightly pissed to totally perturbed. Here I thought that for sure she'd had her phone disconnected....



Thanks for the laughs!

Brian Miller said...

haha...laughter you knowis the best medicine....

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

What sweet sisters. I like that you all have a sense of humor with that penile implant.
Hugs to you.
xoRobyn

Glen said...

I'm guessing it would be inappropriate to suggest a bit of girl on girl? yep thought so...

This sense of humour of yours and your family is a brilliant thing. Truly.

TechnoBabe said...

Kelly looks great, doesn't she? You three have such a friggin good time together. Tell us more. When do you have the test results?

Oklahoma Granny said...

I love reading your posts!

Kathy's Klothesline said...

But, does she or doesn't she have a penile implant? Those forms drive me nuts, too. You would think that if they input your medical history they would be able to pull it up ....... maybe it is a test to see if you are who you say you are. You know, for homeland security .....

Not So Simply Single said...

Saint Marla, you are so adorable! You are the best friend evah!

God love ya. Wish you were coming over for dinner tonight...I am fixing some yummy stuff for my adopted daughter and her family. I get to see my grandson...he is sooo cute!

Hope you aren't working yourself to the bone...

Aloha! Lisa

J.J. in L.A. said...

Why can't my Dr. appts. be this entertaining?

Mrs. Tuna said...

Sistah's are the best!

Sarah said...

I noticed she never answered the penile implant question. Just saying...

Joanna Jenkins said...

You guys are too cute. Next time I need medical paperwork completed, will you come with me :-)
jj

Dawn said...

You all are adorable. And, I love how you try and make something good out of everything. =)

Real Life In A Minute said...

Nothing like your sisters! I only have one and I love her to pieces. We are like in each other's skin.

rv backup camera said...

Lol, penile implants. Nice. It's always good to try and keep as upbeat as possible in situations like this... laughter really is the best medicine in my opinion.

-Jen