Saturday, October 16, 2010


It's inconceivable to think you haven't heard about Butts and Ashes GIVEAWAY. You can enter to win a $45 gift certificate which is good for use on any of CSN Stores 200+ websites. Yes, even you can enter. All you have to do is play Truth or Dare with me. How easy is that? So what are you waiting for? Get over here and enter because the contest ends on Monday.

I'll be answering your questions and dares every day so here are the next three comments I randomly chose.

TechnoBabe thought she had me with this trick question:

Can I have a rain check for after the move so sometime next month I can think of a question that isn't lame?

Oh, Techno, you thought you had me fooled with this trick question about not having a question but I saw right through it. It was all so simple. All I had to do was divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of girl who would put the question in a trick form because of your great wit? Now, a clever girl would put the question into her own trick form, because she would know that only a great fool would miss what she was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the question in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the question in front of me.

My apologies, Techno. I seriously need to stop watching Princess Bride every Friday night.

Brian got personal with his question:

blog your first kiss

Ok, Brian, remember you asked for it. I was in 8th grade and a group of kids came over to my house on a Friday night to hang out. We had all gone to the same Catholic school since 1st grade so it wasn’t unusual for us to be together on the weekends. We were like our own little family. Maybe we were actually more like our own little gang. Yeah, we were Catholic Crips. Anyway, this particular night, we all sat in my parents living room and some lame brain and I’m not saying who, got the idea to play Truth or Dare. SHUTTY BRIAN! Anyway, one of my friends dared John T. to kiss me. John T. had bright red hair and was one of the most popular boys ever. He was sitting right next to me and when he heard the dare, he looked at me with this smirk on his face as if to say, “That’s right, I’m cool, you’re not and I will now bestow upon you the greatest gift known to womankind.” I, in turn, looked at him like a deer in headlights and turned beet red. He then leaned in, laid one on me and the next thing I knew, I was chewing his gum. Of course, once he realized he had lost his gum, he went in for round two of the swap and who should walk in at that very moment but my mother. Yeah, my mother who should have been a nun or a prison warden. That mother. She abruptly ended my journey towards total debauchery by turning all the lights on, announcing her living room was not a house of ill repute and booting everyone out the door. Parents were called. Kids were mortified. It was awesome!

Blasé asked me this:
If you had to choose to be a female Celebrity, who would it be, and why?
Let’s see, there are so many bad choices that finding a good choice seems almost impossible. I guess if I had to choose to be a female celebrity, I would choose Sandra Bullock. She is an unconventional beauty with that girl-next-door smile. Known for her bubbling personality and talent as a comedienne, Ms Bullock has also shown her motherly side with the adoption of her darling little fat baby. Actually, now that I write down the reasons I would choose to be her, I am astonished to find how similar we are. Since I am much older than she is, I almost wonder if she wasn’t maybe hoping to be me someday. Hey, I am just pointing out the obvious. Compare for yourself and decide. That’s all I’m saying.

I rest my case.


Brian Miller said...

ha. that is the most amazing first kiss story...a house of debauchery...ha. parents just kept getting better...

i so was hearing princess bride when i read the title....

"Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what?"
"I just wanted you to feel you are doing well."

Delirious said...

I think I'm actually seeing the Sandra Bullock resemblance! I love her too.

I had to laugh about the Princess bride comment because just the other day it was on and the only part I watched was the part where he puts the iocane powder in the wine. lol

Matty said...

You are wise beyond your years to sidestep that trick question. And that was quite the first kiss. Nothing like being caught in the act. No wonder it was memorable.

J.J. in L.A. said...

LOVE that scene from Princess Bride! Ok, ok! I love the whole movie...are you happy now? : P

Sandra Bullock! I see it!

And that 1st kiss story is so sweet. Well, except for your mom walking in. But it's better than having 4 of your brothers egging you on.

Blasé said...

Sandra looks like she is lifting weights, calling for a taxi, and suffering from constipation all at the same time.

I thought you had your hair cut??

TechnoBabe said...

You so crack my up, you cutie.
Hey, I am older than you (way older) but like Sandra bullock, I yearn to grow up to be you.

Marla said...

Blase ~ That picture is 2 years old. My hair is still cut. Last time I checked anyway. :-)

Oklahoma Granny said...

Sandra Bullock - what a good choice.

Libbie said...

Sandra would be lucky to be you!!

that kiss story is very funny!! I love it! But I can't believe he said it! I would have punched him :) He didn't even know how SAndra Bullock you would turn out to be! He'd be sorry now!