Monday, October 18, 2010

The End Is Near

We are just days away from Butts and Ashes GIVEAWAY winner being announced. The grid is being worked on, the pooping chicken is practicing her pooping, the camera is ready for pictures to be taken and the post will be posted by the end of this week, so look for the winner to be announced then. Winning a $45 gift certificate which is good for use on any of CSN Stores 200+ websites is worth having your name pooped on by a chicken, so keep your fingers crossed and think fowl thoughts.


The contest ended today so no more entries will be accepted however I will continue to answer the questions and meet the dares each entry has sent in this last week. By the way, some of you people scare me.


Mommy Lisa came up with this disgusting question:


How long have you gone without showering - purposely.


I have seven kids and a husband. I have six grandkids. I live on a farm in Oklahoma. I wipe the butts of the elderly and infirmed. On purpose. Put these all together and you would guess I could go quite a stretch a stinkin. You’d be wrong. Ha! I cannot stand to be dirty for more than a few hours. I can clean a barn, rake a pasture, bathe dogs and kids, help the vet trim hog hooves and wipe the backsides of young and old but by the end of the day I can guarantee I will have showered at least twice. Take me camping, there better be showers and flushing toilets. Even when my babies were born, I had no medication and went home within six hours after the births. I am from hardy Swiss stock. I did however shower as soon as my womb was baby free. I barely knew if it was a boy or a girl and I was asking for clean towels and shampoo. I may have no style. I may not be a girly girl. I may barely know how to brush my hair or put on makeup but one thing is for sure. I smell good.







12 comments:

Delirious said...

On my dashboard I saw, "The end is near....Butts........(oh and Ashes) ;)

J.J. in L.A. said...

6 hours? Holy cow! I mean chicken!

Brian Miller said...

ok we need shots of the chicken poopin so there is not question who the winner is...you could print our profile pics to line the cage with...each one in a square...

TechnoBabe said...

I knew you were a clean livin' gal!

Libbie said...

I hope you are stuffing that chick :)

I am glad that you are also a sweet smelling friend.....I am just glad she didn't ask me...I would be like, huh...when was the last time I actually took a shower :) No it is not that bad but I can go 3 days if rocco keeps waking up early...I hate night showers so if I miss it in the morning, chances are good I will skip it :)

Glen said...

What exactly IS a shower?

Monkey Man said...

I linked to your blog today.

Unknown Mami said...

Well, it's good to know that you are clean.

Mommy Lisa said...

Yeah - I am not that fanatic. In fact I sometimes go the whole weekend without showering - especially if my hair still looks good. ;)

Enchanted Oak said...

Hey Marla, if you add my name to the contest, I know the chicken will poop on my name! I am thinking very fowl thoughts right now. Glad you're a sweet-smelling woman.

Kfred said...

With no disrespect intended to your other readers, I note that a number of the actual questions posted earlier are a bit "lightweight". I actually devised some dares, but, after a cursory review of Oklahoma state law, discovered 2 were outlawed, 1was classified as as a misdemeanor, and the other would subject you to being cast to Hell.

Therefore, I dare you to answer these 2 questions:

1) Have you EVER run with scissors?

2) Have you ever attempted to swim sooner than one hour after eating?

Marla said...

Glen ~ Being from a superior country and all, you probably don't have showers due to the fact that you never stink. Just my theory.