That’s What She Said

I have just finished spending an entire week with my sisters with one more week ahead of me. One more week of sisterly togetherness.

My little sister Kelly holding court from her throne. That Baileys and coffee will need to be in a much bigger mug if she truly hopes to hide behind it every time she sees me and my camera. I'm just saying....

My sister Char smiling semi-sweetly after telling me

she will kill me if I take one more photo of her in her robe. I took three more.

Anyway....

According to some people:



I am a very unhappy person especially when I don’t get my own way or people disagree with me.



I am a harsh task-master of a mother



I need medication and therapy



I don’t take care of myself



I lie and twist everything to suit myself



I judge people



I am selfish and do not keep my word



My behavior is disturbing



People are afraid of me




According to me:

I am only unhappy when I don’t get my own way or people disagree with me. Now that we have that settled, you may all bow down, do as I say and agree with everything that slips from my lips. I’m so glad that is finally out in the open...peasants.



I am a harsh task-master of a mother therefore I seriously feel it would be in the best interest of my child for someone else to raise her. Free shipping included.



I need medication and therapy… and a gun.



I don’t take care of myself because I am always taking care of everyone else. This makes me a martyr … I mean, a saint. Speak to your local priest, rabbi or snake-handling preacher for further illumination.



I lie and twist everything to suit myself but I don’t realize I am doing it so it isn’t my fault. I also have a very bad memory so I will not remember being told what a twisted liar I am therefore, again, no accountability. It’s a win-win.



I judge people because I can. I’m a saint, remember. Plus, I am better than everyone else (or so I’ve been told) so it’s hard not to judge. It may be why I was put here on earth anyway, so get over it … peasants.



I am selfish and do not keep my word because having seven kids makes you a selfish, twisted liar. Just ask my seven kids.



My behavior is disturbing because I am disturbed. Duh!



People are afraid of me which works well for me since I like feeling I have power and control…peasants!



To all my family and friends back home...

Having a great time. Wish you were here!

*Disclaimer (see twisted liar explanation above)

** Second disclaimer ~ I have been informed by someone that all blog material should be credited to her since she is the one that brutalizes me …I mean, gives me blog fodder. However, she wishes to remain anonymous so ….

Thank you to one of my sisters for all your constant drug-induced attacks on my person. Without you, I would be normal.

Somebody save me!!